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yes, with myself.
Lizzie McGuire where are they now.
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The Loneliest Whale in the World.In 2004, The New York Times wrote an article about the loneliest whale in the world. Scientists have been tracking her since 1992 and they discovered the problem:
She isn’t like any other baleen whale. Unlike all other whales, she doesn’t have friends. She doesn’t have a family. She doesn’t belong to any tribe, pack or gang. She doesn’t have a lover. She never had one. Her songs come in groups of two to six calls, lasting for five to six seconds each. But her voice is unlike any other baleen whale. It is unique—while the rest of her kind communicate between 12 and 25hz, she sings at 52hz. You see, that’s precisely the problem. No other whales can hear her. Every one of her desperate calls to communicate remains unanswered. Each cry ignored. And, with every lonely song, she becomes sadder and more frustrated, her notes going deeper in despair as the years go by.
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Me and my dad listening to WMYB in the car
- One Direction: You're insecure,
- Dad: No, I am not.
- One Direction: Don't know what for.
- Dad: You don't know how to listen.
- One Direction: You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or.
- Dad: Okay, thank you.
- One Direction: Don't need make up.
- Dad: I don't want any.
- One Direction: To cover up.
- Dad: I let it shine!
- One Direction: Being the way that you are is enou-ou-ough.
- Dad: I try to stay true to myself.
- One Direction: Everyone else in the room can see it.
- Dad: Is my fly unzipped?
- One Direction: Everyone else but you-ou.
- Dad: It is, isn't it?
- One Direction: Baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
- Dad: Please don't call me baby.
- One Direction: The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.
- Dad: I'm pretty sure a 47 year old man won't get a teenage boy overwhelmed.
- One Direction: And when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell...
- Dad: The floor doesn't make me happy!
- One Direction: You don't know-oh-oh!
- Dad: I don't know what?
- One Direction: You don't know your beautiful!
- Dad: Aww! Thanks, boiiis!
- One Direction: If only you saw what I can see.
- Dad: Just point it out, bud. I'll take a look.
- One Direction: You'd understand why I want you so desperatley.
- Dad: No.
- One Direction: Right now I'm looking at you and I can't belive.
- Dad: Believe it then look away.
- One Direction: You don't know-oh-oh.
- Dad: Oh God, not this again.
- One Direction: You don't know you're beautiful oh oh!
- Dad: I know I am beautiful, can you please get the memo?
- One Direction: That's what makes you beautiful!
- Dad: No, my facial features and charming personality make me beautiful.
- One Direction: So c-come on!
- Dad: No.
- One Direction: You got it wrong.
- Dad: No.
- One Direction: To prove I'm right I put it in a so-o-ong.
- Dad: Unnecessary.
- One Direction: I don't know why, you're being shy.
- Dad: I don't know why, you're being stupid.
- One Direction: And turn away when I look into your ey-ey-eyes.
- Dad: We could have a staring contest if you want, That's cool.
- ~CHORUSx2~
- One Direction: na na na na na na naaa na na
- Dad: ya ya ya ya ya ya yaaa ya ya
- One Direction: na na na na na na
- Dad: oui oui oui oui oui oui
- One Direction: na na na na na na naaa na na
- Dad: si si si si si si siii si si
- One Direction: na na na na na na
- Dad: Why are we so repetitive?
- One Direction (Harry's solo): Baby you light up my world like nobody else?
- Dad: Do I look like a light bulb?
- One Direction: The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.
- Dad: Why are we so quiet all of a sudden?
- One Direction: But when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell.
- Dad: Oh my god!
- ~CHORUS~:
- One Direction: You don't know-ow-ow!
- Dad: Yes I do.
- One Direction: You don't know your beautiful! oh oh
- Dad: YES I do.
- One Direction: You don't know your beautiful! oh oh
- Dad: YES I DO!
- One Direction: That's what makes you beautiful!
- Dad: Never doubt it.
- Me: Oh my God Dad!
- Dad: Can you please give those five homosexuals the key to idiot-ville, because they deserve it.
- Dad: BITCH I KNOW I'M BEAUTIFUL, OKAY?
